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mspgay:

there are so many colors that start with b

  • black
  • brown
  • blue
  • bronze
  • byellow
  • bpurple
  • bread

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tylerthelatteboy:

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maybewewillbecloser:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

that’s a very accurate definition of red. 

did ed sheeran write that

can we talk about how something i wrote in 3 minutes has 623,000+ notes? the response to this and how it has changed my life still blows my mind.

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy

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trekkiebeth:

The Spine burns his hand on a sunset. | photos by trekkiebeth

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beacon-of-light:

nosociallifeintended:

sinkatsea:

Respect him, because of this.

Preach. Beautiful Motherfucker. Preach.

HE IS SO FUCKING SMART.

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codpiecegamzee:

laughhard:

PHYSICS


Why the fuck would you screencap a popular post just to repost it? You’re not fucking clever, this is just sad.

codpiecegamzee:

laughhard:

PHYSICS

Why the fuck would you screencap a popular post just to repost it? You’re not fucking clever, this is just sad.

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221books:

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beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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kokorooji:

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janersm:

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banasmagiccastle:

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arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

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fishingboatproceeds:

maggie-stiefvater:

When I heard that John Green* had viral meningitis, I was immediately sympathetic, as I am aware that meningitis causes deathheadache and ennui. What, I asked myself, would make me feel better in such a situation?

The same thing that makes me feel better in all situations! Imagining driving my car!

Sadly, I could not find it in my heart to allow John to even hypothetically drive my car. But this is close.

Get well soon, John.

*at one of my tour signings, someone told me they thought I would be a good heroine in a John Green novel. I thanked her but I thought to myself WHAT JOHN GREEN IS GOING TO WRITE ACTION BOOKS YAY

Maggie, you made my day. Thank you for letting me get in your SHIVER car.

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thecellochick13:

Finally finished my Nerdfighter t-shirt quilt!!! I’m so happy with how it turned out!! No one really gets all the nerdy stuff but I know and nerd fighters will know and that’s all that matters to me!! The 2nd one down on the left is DFTBA in galifrey, sadly the camera couldn’t pick it up. I thought the constellation fabric was fitting, and I loved the handwritten-letter print too much not to have it! So grateful to everyone who helped me with this project and to everyone who taught me how to make it! DFTBA

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dftbarecords:

Check out these new products, just in time for back-to-school!

We’ve got two new posters, featuring inspirational quotes from John and Hank to decorate your walls and keep you motivated throughout the year, both designed by Risa Rodil.

PLUS, most other posters are 20% off! We want all of your wall space. ALL OF IT! And most of your ceiling.

There’s also a new spiral notebook featuring the nerdfighter crest that you can use to take notes.

TWO different pen sets, both with black ink, that will remind you daily to do your best and not forget to be awesome.

And a four-pack of folders to keep you organized!

This sale goes for TWO WEEKS ONLY (ends September 1st), so make sure to get your back to school shopping done while there’s still time!

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